We are going on a Summer Holiday......

As the war in Lebanon intensifies George Dubva, the president of the United States has decided to go for his holiday. He does look a bit stressed at the moment. Maybe he will come back to the White House when the Israeli’s have killed off all the citizens of Lebanon? Mission Completed?

Tony Blair (the prime minister of Great Britain) on the other hand has delayed his holiday to the Caribbean (most likely to be hosted by Cliff Richard). He has decided to stay and continue working on a UN Security Council resolution for a Lebanon ceasefire. Finding the right “wording” has led to more and more people being killed in both sides of the war. The right wording should be “Immediate Ceasefire” but unlike the rest of the world, Mr Blair likes to think differently.

Maybe Dubya had made the right decision; maybe a holiday would've be an ideal opportunity to get away from all the problems.

Top 7 songs that Tony Blair and Cliff Richard would have sung together:

1. "We Don't Talk Anymore" – Mr Blair (UK plus USA & Israel) verses the rest of the world

2. "Congratulations – On the number of people that have been killed because the PM was not in favour of an immediate ceasefire.

3. "Summer Holiday" – the turmoil faced by foreign holidaymakers in Lebanon after Israel attacked the country.

5. "The Millennium Prayer" – Tony Blair might feel he is unaccountable to citizens of the UK but he’s going to have a lot of explaining to do to God.

6. "Please Don't Tease" – Mr Blair allowing the US to refuel in the UK and supply Israel with WMD rockets but on the other hand letting the world know that aid will be offered to Lebanon.

7. "The Young Ones" – Reflecting innocent children in Qnana that were killed by the Israelis.